Collection Of Jokes

Collection

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao. 

” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao. 

” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”. 

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ek aadmi ke paas uske doctor ka phone aaya. 

Docor ne kaha, “Mere pass tumhe sunane ke liye ek achchi khabar hai, 

aur ek buri khabar hai.pahle kya sunoge?” 

aadmi bola, “pahle mujhe achchi khabar suna do.” 

Doctor bola, “good news hai ki tumhe marne me 24 ghante baaki hain.” 

Aadmi bola, “oh no, aur buri khabar kya hai?” 

Doctor bola,”buri khabar ye hai ki ye khabar sunanae ke liye 

main tumhe kal phone karna bhool gaya.”

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Chota baby- mummy raat ko jab me susu karne gaya to bathroom 
Ki light jal gayi, 
Mummy- haramjade tu aaj fir freeze me susu kar aaya…!! 

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Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai? 

Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre 

Teacher(Gusse se): How? 

Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!

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College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN! 

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